A Psalm for Computers

A technically paraphrased version of Psalm 2.

Why do the hackers blog?
Why do they program and collaborate in vain to spam the LORD?

They live-chat amongst themselves
and post this comment against the LORD
and His Chief Technological Officer:
"Let us wikify the LORD;
yea, make Him an Open Source Diety,
and then add our own God plug-ins and extensions,
that we may no more be locked into His restrictive code."

The Lead Programmer, the very One in heaven,
shakes His head and has a good laugh;
then He frags their wiki beyond recovery
as they go wacky over why it works not.
Then He declares unto them, "I have installed my CTO in Zion, my home office.”

Follow His instructions, and hack them not,
lest He crash your cycle counts,
terminate your operating system,
and dump your hardware
into the dreaded Gehenna landfill.
And mess not with Him,
for He can delete you with just one click.

What joy and comfort there is for those who use His firewall!

When all other programs fail, search the Ultimate Source Code... I prefer the New Living Translation. :)